The Rules of Meghanese (by Meghan)

Meghanese is Meghan's language. It has rules. Here they are.

1. No hitting, kicking, pinching or biting.
2. You have to have a boyfriend at least when you're 9 or 10.
3. If you see your boyfriend, you always kiss him.
4. If he runs away from you, you blow him a kiss.
5. If he's running away from you, he rather has to go to see his other girlfriend or have a date with his mom.
6. If you find a penny, you are extra lucky.
7. If it's a really shiny penny, you give it to your mom and dad and they'll trade it in so it can be a necklace.
8. If you have a beautiful outfit, you are really lucky.

That's all the rules.